Happy New Year's Eve!

So I stepped away from the computer for a moment and when I returned, I found this on my g-chat:

-----: have you seen venus outsdie??

ITS SO BRIGHT

5:55 PM ahh wehre are you

i cant remember htat word

with econimcs

damn

the one i like

5:57 PM booo

i just googled

economic words

FAIL.

where are youuuu

This cracks me up. The word was "moral hazard."

Ok kids, time to go out and follow D's commandments:

1. GROW A PAIR {always mandatory}
2. FLIRT EFFECTIVELY
3. BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
4. SCOPE, GATHER INFO, DECIDE
5. HAVE FUN!
(But not too much fun; don’t get sloppy!)

* Mandatory with guys of IQs greater than 100 (unless otherwise noted).

D, I miss you. You make me laugh. The cold winter does not.

Happy New Year's Eve!

<3
ESJ