Highlights of my day:
1) "Veggie Planet" with Namz and Jenn
2) Tiffany: "Esther, you're the only nerd that I like."
3) Sue: "Tiffany yelled at me for singing out loud...Esther, how do you scratch and itch? Do you bend your fingers or move your hand back and forth?" Sue, you're ridiculous.
4) Winning an argument.
me:
your argument loses
you stand on a tower of JELLO
5:26 PM Eamon: only due to your stubbornness
me: and i'm eating it away
i win b/c my arguments make more sense than yours
Eamon: your tower is jello too, i just realize my tower is jello
me: i eat jello
your tower falls
i win. you lose.I just want to win things. Like the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest...so I could have proof that I'm funny sometimes, and put on my resume: "Good sense of humor. Seriously, I have proof. Trust me, you want to work with me."
I need to start looking for a job. Is it bad that I'd rather have no job than have a job I don't like?
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